u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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