I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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