hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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