I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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