This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Shame - the story of my life.
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