Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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