I love black thongs
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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