I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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