i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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