Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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