How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Couch. On fire.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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