thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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