didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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