people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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