Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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