I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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