i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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