when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Then you guys just all showered together...?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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