I want to make a zoo with you.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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