Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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