What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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