just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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