It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
where are you?
Hypothermia
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
