we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
