He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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