I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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