these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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