do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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