I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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