So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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