Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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