a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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