508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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