let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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