Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize