I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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