this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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