Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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