Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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