So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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