dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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