I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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