I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Jerry, you need to find god
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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