No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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