census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The struggles of a small town man whore
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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