Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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Wipe that smile off your face.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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