No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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