Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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