Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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