Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I need a burrito and a hug.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just want to make out with him forever
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