so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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