I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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