Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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